This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Giant Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve discovered the secret of a long life. Be born as a giant tortoise. I’ve got a fear of giants. It’s called Feefiphobia. Local shoe company decided to make a giant sandal.… Continue reading Giant Jokes
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Hacker Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hacker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why is it easy to hack an excavated pyramid? It’s unencrypted. Wasn’t hard to crack Forrest Gump’s wifi password. 1forrest1 Friend of mine just lost his job as a hacker. I told… Continue reading Hacker Jokes
Alien Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alien Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership. I used to wonder why aliens… Continue reading Alien Jokes
James Bond Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of James Bond Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Pub quiz didn’t go well. The quiz master asked “name a Bond villain”, but he just wouldn’t take No as an answer. How do you spot James Bond when he’s in… Continue reading James Bond Jokes
Question Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Question Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was “What are you looking at?” I’m selling a broken pub quiz… Continue reading Question Jokes
Squirrel Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squirrel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in the countryside. One of the pupils replies, “five badgers and a squirrel”. A friend of mine has started… Continue reading Squirrel Jokes
Meeting Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Meeting Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My local time travel club has postponed their next meeting until last week. Got invited to a meeting about stealing time. I was taking minutes. Had a meeting in a hotel but… Continue reading Meeting Jokes
Yoghurt Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yoghurt Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Tried a green coloured frozen yoghurt the other day. It was mint. I saw a yoghurt floating across my kitchen. I think it might be paranormal activia. As I walked into my… Continue reading Yoghurt Jokes
Spin Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Spin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner. A friend did a PhD in Washing Machines. He’s a Spin Doctor. Scientists got bored watching… Continue reading Spin Jokes
Calculator Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Calculator Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got stopped by customs with a calculator, an exercise book, and a slide rule. Apparently they’re instruments of maths instruction. Always trusted my calculator. I can count on it. Managed to get… Continue reading Calculator Jokes