Hacker Jokes

The worst thing about hackers finding your password is having to rename your dog.
The worst thing about hackers finding your password is having to rename your dog.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hacker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Why is it easy to hack an excavated pyramid? It’s unencrypted.

Wasn’t hard to crack Forrest Gump’s wifi password. 1forrest1

Friend of mine just lost his job as a hacker. I told him there are plenty more phish in the C:

A hacker got into my bank account and felt so sorry for me that they put £100 in it…

Was chasing a hacker but he got away. I think he ransomware.

Changed my password to MulkyTea but hackers cracked it. It was too weak.

I’ve changed my password to Brazil_Nut to deter hackers. It’s hard to crack.

Went to a meeting of recovering hackers. It was called Anonymous Anonymous.

The worst thing about hackers finding your password is having to rename your dog.

Friend of mine is an expert hacker. He’s a lumberjack.

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