This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Alien Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership.
I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that we had only one star.
Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin.
What does ET stand for? Because someone took his sofa.
Some aliens offered to take me to the moon, but it was full.
I used to wonder why the Star Wars films were released in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 then I realised Yoda wrote the plan.
Heard a great operatic song about aliens. Aria 51.
Was looking for more jokes about aliens. They must be out there somewhere.
Met an alien from a solar system in Orion’s belt. It’s a big waist of space.
Saw an alien eating eggs, cheese and fat. He’s an extra-cholesterol.
If you like these alien jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.