Giant Jokes

Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Giant Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I’ve discovered the secret of a long life. Be born as a giant tortoise.

I’ve got a fear of giants. It’s called Feefiphobia.

Local shoe company decided to make a giant sandal. Turned out to be a massive flop.

Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.

Local police station is being attacked by a giant fly. They’ve called the SWAT team.

Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow last night. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.

Finally found out how you make a giant squid laugh. Ten tickles.

They’ve set up giant Scrabble in a local park. Was going to have a go, but the Q was too big.

The local pantomime giant turned up at my house to see my X-Box today. We ended up playing FIFA for fun.

I can’t think of any giant butter knife jokes which is odd given that they are so widespread.

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