This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Giant Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’ve discovered the secret of a long life. Be born as a giant tortoise.
I’ve got a fear of giants. It’s called Feefiphobia.
Local shoe company decided to make a giant sandal. Turned out to be a massive flop.
Took my giant spoon to my cooking class last night. It caused quite a stir.
Local police station is being attacked by a giant fly. They’ve called the SWAT team.
Dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow last night. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Heard a rumour of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
Finally found out how you make a giant squid laugh. Ten tickles.
They’ve set up giant Scrabble in a local park. Was going to have a go, but the Q was too big.
The local pantomime giant turned up at my house to see my X-Box today. We ended up playing FIFA for fun.
I can’t think of any giant butter knife jokes which is odd given that they are so widespread.
If you like these giant jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.