This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pumpkin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin.
Why was the pumpkin lantern scared? It had no guts.
Why do you see so many pumpkins sitting outside houses at Halloween? They’ve got no hands to ring the bell.
Heard that burglars used a pumpkin to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
Why are jack o’lanterns more clever than other pumpkins? The candle makes them brighter.
If you eat too much pumpkin pie, you risk getting autumny ache.
Saw a pumpkin pirate the other day. He was a squashbuckler.
Been to the local Farers’ Market. Farmer A sells pumpkins, farmer B sells squashes, what does Farmer C sell? Medicine.
I used to be addicted to Halloween then I got a pumpkin patch.
If you like these pumpkin jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.