Category: 2021

Rainbow Jokes

a hotel and was offered the black and white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rainbow Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow… Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow. A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after… Continue reading Rainbow Jokes

Concrete Jokes

It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel. It's all about cementics.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Concrete Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish swims into a concrete wall. Dam. I studied concrete for a while. It’s really hard. How do you start a concrete race? “Ready… Set…” I’m never sure of the difference… Continue reading Concrete Jokes

Quality Jokes

Quality jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quality Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Spell check: Quality control for wizards. My next door neighbour has a green triangular house. My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house. And the people across the road have… Continue reading Quality Jokes

Orange Jokes

Someone told me "nothing rhymes with orange". I said, "no it doesn't".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Orange Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Orange juice doesn’t slide well. It’s down to pulp friction. What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A… Continue reading Orange Jokes

Lead Jokes

A new bike company makes really heavy wheels, their lead spokesman told me.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lead Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine did an awful version of an 80s Classic at karaoke. It went down like 99 lead balloons. The lead of a pencil has been discovered that may have… Continue reading Lead Jokes

Sausage Jokes

Tried playing tug-of-war with a string of sausages. Ended up with pulled pork.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sausage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a sausage sandwich. Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their… Continue reading Sausage Jokes

Bandwidth Jokes

Wondered how big the stage needs to be at the Download Festival. Apparently it depends on the bandwidth.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bandwidth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Wondered how big the stage needs to be at the Download Festival. Apparently it depends on the bandwidth. A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and… Continue reading Bandwidth Jokes

Silver Jokes

If Iron Man decided to work with the Silver Surfer, would they be alloys?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silver Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Mixed together iron, silver and a lizard and got an alloy-gator Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal. Got a silver medal… Continue reading Silver Jokes

Static Jokes

Really pleased to hear about the force inside an eggshell that holds it together. Egg static.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Static Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Do static caravans have a minimum charge? One cable says to another, “I’m so happy that I’ve finally got rid of that charge I was carrying. I’m ex-static”. Saw… Continue reading Static Jokes

Insurance Jokes

Hardly use my DeLorean, and the insurance quote was huge even though I told them I only drive it from time to time.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Insurance Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered. Do Transformers buy life insurance or car insurance? I… Continue reading Insurance Jokes