This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Question Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was “What are you looking at?”
I’m selling a broken pub quiz machine online. No questions asked.
I know someone who was going to propose using a helium balloon. He popped the question.
When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was.
Did the tree surgeon entrance exam. First question had me stumped.
Question from my exam, “what is plagiarism?” So I copied my answer from the person beside me.
First question at the pub quiz was to come up with a one word team name. We’re called “not very good at following instructions”.
Spent hours questioning an egg. Think it’s about to crack.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
“Are you capable?”
First question I was asked in my superhero interview.
If you like these question jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.