This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Motorbike Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
When on an adventure on a motorbike with roses painted on it. Thorn to be wild.
What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.
Saw some relish on a motorbike. It was trying to ketchup with its friends.
I hear Santa has changed from his sleigh to a motorbike. It’s a Holly Davidson.
“Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge”.
“What’s come over you…?”
“Three cars, a van and a motorbike…”
Why didn’t the motorbike win the car race? It was two tyred.
I saw a vicar on a motorbike. Rev.
My friend didn’t believe me that I could make a motorbike out of ravioli. She looked surprised when I rode pasta.
Did a trick terribly on my motorbike yesterday. It was wheely bad.
Which motorbike appeared in A Christmas Carol? Jacob Harley.
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