This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cheerleader Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Bought some seeds for a cheerleading herb. It’s called encourage mint.
A cheerleader walks into a café and says “give me a tea!”
I saw a cheerleader performing with some fruit. I think they were pom-pomegranate.
Always weird having lunch with a cheerleader, when they start to toss the salad.
Saw a team of cheerleading bananas. They were doing the splits.
Did ancient Egyptian cheerleaders build pyramids?
Cheerleaders are always on time. They know how to stick to a routine.
Does the police cheerleader team travel in a squad car?
My school was so old fashioned that the cheerleaders sang in Gregorian chant.
My dog thinks he’s a cheerleader. He’s a pompomeranian.
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