This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What does The Hulk say when someone tries to steal his mashed potatoes? Hulk’s Mash!
I wrote a song about the sausage I serve with mashed potatoes. It’s a banger.
Someone asked me if I wanted mash or chips, but I didn’t decide. I don’t like to pick a side.
I was going to buy some fermented grain mash online, but it sounded like whiskey business.
Saw a sci-fi film about potatoes taking over the world. Rise of the Mash-ines.
My mash keep flying around the room. I think we have a potatogeist.
Saw a spud trying to drive a race car and ended up as a crashed potato.
Apparently some of the cement in the Coliseum is made from mash. They used a gladi-tater.
Why did the farmer drive over her field with a steamroller? To grow mashed potatoes.
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