Tag: Bread

Yeast Jokes

I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeast Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Baking has got very trendy. Dough with yeast is on the rise. A lorry load of Marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway. I remember being fed… Continue reading Yeast Jokes

Bread Jokes

I was confused when I was given a stroppy John Lennon impersonator in the bakery. I said "That's not a croissant, it's an angry Beetle"....

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners in Bread Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet.   A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police… Continue reading Bread Jokes