This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeast Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Baking has got very trendy. Dough with yeast is on the rise.
A lorry load of Marmite has crashed on the M4. It’s on the yeast bound carriageway.
I remember being fed yeast and sitting in the oven. That’s just how I was raised.
This Yeast Club meeting is called to order. All rise.
I’ve been baking, and my bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Jokes about Marmite happen when you yeast expect them.
A friend was struggling with their baking, so I offered to help them make it rise. It was the yeast I could do.
I put yeast in my shoe polish. It helps me rise and shine in the morning.
A friend of mine spends two weeks a year helping hot cross buns to rise. Yeaster.
I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising.
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