This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quill Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have the quill power.
Spotted someone drawing clocks with a feather. I think he was just quilling time.
Contrary to popular belief, Shakespeare used a pen, not a quill, as he wrote with I-am-bic-pentameter.
I’d tell you a joke about a porcupine with no quills, but it’s pointless.
Technology will never produce a writing implement with the same grace as an old fashioned pen. It has no e-quill.
Couldn’t find a pen so I had to use a feather to make some notes. Where there’s a quill, there’s a way.
Loved the new film about a swimming porcupine. Can’t wait for the sea quill.
Managed to win some money by gambling with some feathers. Can’t wait to spend my quill gotten gains.
Was’t sure if it was a porcupine or a dog I saw carrying a bottle of water. I thought “quill or barking?”
There’s a new TV programme that predicts how many writing quills are needed each day. It’s the Feather Forecast.
If you like these quill jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.