This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Archery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My local cabbie in London is known as Robin Hood. He only drives between Bow and Harrow.
I wondered what would happen when I fired an arrow straight up in the air, then it hit me.
Never understood why we have those arrows with rubber suckers at the end. They’re pointless.
Managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull a few strings.
Why does the Communist Party have such a good archery team? It’s full of Marx men.
I’m not very good at archery, but I aim to improve.
One of the ways to improve your archery skills is to focus on arrow dynamics.
In Greek mythology, Orion narrowly lost an archery competition and won a constellation prize.
I tried archery for a while but had to give it up. Too many drawbacks.
Sad that the local archery business had to close. They weren’t hitting their targets.
If you like these archery jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.