This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eject Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got ejected from karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
A friend didn’t pay his bill after someone ejected the ghosts from his house and ended up being repossessed.
Got ejected from Mime Club. Think it was something I said.
I hate it when other astronauts eject me without my spacesuit. It makes my blood boil.
Local amateur chicken team was ejected from the farm football league for having a professional fowl.
They say when one door closes, another one opens. Turned out I was being ejected through the airlock.
Was at the airport and sat on a chair when I heard a voice say “get off!”. Turned out it was a rejector seat.
I wanted to be a test pilot when I was younger, but then realised I have a fear of ejection.
A friend has been ejected from the local astronomy club. No more Mr Night Sky.
Not to say I’m out of date, but I just spent half an hour trying to find the eject button after watching a video on YouTube.
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