This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boring Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Scientists got bored watching the Earth spin after 24 hours, so they called it a day.
Went to Glastonbury once with a boring friend. They were a real stuck in the mud.
Why did the elf turn his phone to silent? He was bored of the rings.
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
As a kid I disliked playing Monopoly and Cluedo with my family so much I thought they were called bored games.
Finally got bored of trying to memorise the whole dictionary in sections. I’ve learned next to nothing.
I thought about a job mining coal but then I realised much of it would be boring.
I was bored so I built a machine to distibute my herbs around the kitchen. It passes the thyme…
I asked a baker once how he can keep the enjoyment in his job and not get bored. He said he kneaded to have fun.
My life is so boring that the person who stole my identity gave me it back.
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