This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Walking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying.
I was going to try walking on hot burning coals but I got cold feet.
I’ve decided to put all my eggs in one basket so I don’t look daft walking around the supermarket.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me. It was a hambush.
Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted…
Two lions walking down an aisle in a supermarket. One says to the other, “it’s quiet in here today, isn’t it?”.
Walking down the road earlier and I tripped over a sign from the local betting shop. What are the odds on that?
I’m a bit worried about my neighbour, he’s been walking around the house shouting “Baggy trousers” all morning. I think it’s Madness.
Got mugged by a cobra once when I was walking through the park. Wouldn’t recognise it again though, it was wearing a hood.
I’d be better at walking in these conditions if I could just get to grip with this ice and snow.
I’m so modern that rather than walking into a room and forgetting why I went there, I open a google page and forget what I was looking for.
What goes “oom, oom”? A cow walking backwards.
If you like these walking jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.