This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Symbol Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Being in a pyramid is like being on the internet. It’s full of people worshiping cats, writing on walls and using odd symbols.
I saw a guidance symbol made out of glass. Clear instructions.
A friend of mine has bought a moped and is wearing a jacket with a symbol from “The Who” on the back. He’s having a mod life crisis.
Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…
I remember when I had a broken calculator with a broken multiplication symbol on it. Times were tough.
I saw a billboard with a watch symbol on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.
Tried to change my password to Hi-Hat but apparently I can’t use symbols…
Trying to build a huge calculator and someone has donated a really big addition symbol. That’s a big plus.
It’s hard to read hieroglyphic symbols in pyramids as they are encrypted.
I used to wonder what the symbol for a good dentist is, then I realised it was just a little plaque.
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