Symbol Jokes

It's hard to read hieroglyphic symbols in pyramids as they are encrypted.
It's hard to read hieroglyphic symbols in pyramids as they are encrypted.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Symbol Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Being in a pyramid is like being on the internet. It’s full of people worshiping cats, writing on walls and using odd symbols.

I saw a guidance symbol made out of glass. Clear instructions.

A friend of mine has bought a moped and is wearing a jacket with a symbol from “The Who” on the back. He’s having a mod life crisis.

Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…

I remember when I had a broken calulator with a broken multiplication symbol on it. Times were tough.

I saw a billboard with a watch symbol on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.

Tried to change my password to Hi-Hat but apparently I can’t use symbols…

Trying to build a huge calculator and someone has donated a really big addition symbol. That’s a big plus.

It’s hard to read hieroglyphic symbols in pyramids as they are encrypted.

I used to wonder what the symbol for a good dentist is, then I realised it was just a little plaque.

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