Eject Jokes

They say when one door closes, another one opens. Turned out I was being ejected through the airlock.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Eject Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got ejected from karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts. A friend didn’t pay his bill after someone ejected… Continue reading Eject Jokes