Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Invitation Jokes

Invited a vampire I know to dinner but he said he doesn't go to steakhouses.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Invitation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I call my mate The Exorcist. Every time I invite him round for Burns Supper, the spirits disappear. Managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull… Continue reading Invitation Jokes

Powder Jokes

I got told that bathroom powder is on a special offer. I said "talc is cheap".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Powder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move. A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit. I cooled some powdered snow to absolute… Continue reading Powder Jokes

Puncture Jokes

Went on a mindfulness retreat to lose the stress after getting a puncture. I learned the true meaning of letting go.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Puncture Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a puncture, used to cost 50p to reinflate it, now it’s £1. The price of inflation. Someone keeps puncturing tyres on cars around here. Police are looking tyrelessly for him. Got… Continue reading Puncture Jokes

Still Jokes

The Highlighter Paradox: No matter how fast it moves it will still be stationery.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Still Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me. The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was… Continue reading Still Jokes

Doughnut Jokes

Doughnut production become more efficient when they decided to cut out the middle, man.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doughnuts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing. Slipping into my new diet slowly. I’ve started by blowing the sugar off my doughnuts. I asked Yoda what… Continue reading Doughnut Jokes

Quantum Jokes

Called the IT support desk about my quantum computer. They asked me to turn it off and turn it on at the same time.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quantum Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and a few might be a bit too science-y… Took my car to a quantum mechanic. He told me the wheels have no spin. Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge?… Continue reading Quantum Jokes

Change Jokes

How many Microsoft Excel users does it take to change a lightbulb? Monday 1st January 1990.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Change Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve moved the dustpan from the utility room to the cupboard and the vacuum cleaner to the basement. More sweeping changes to come. Fossils never change their plans, they’re always set in… Continue reading Change Jokes

Desert Jokes

After dinner, I ordered the desert. The sand was quite hard to swallow.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Desert Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws… If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.… Continue reading Desert Jokes

Horn Jokes

Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Horn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a rhino made out of pastry, with a cream horn. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments… Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work. What… Continue reading Horn Jokes

Zero Jokes

Love it when my partner quietly says "zero, null, ziltch, naught" to me. Whispering sweet nothings.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Zero Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did you hear about the snowman who got cooled down to absolute zero? He’s 0K now. What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes. Love it when my partner quietly says “zero, null, ziltch,… Continue reading Zero Jokes