Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Adventure Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Gate Jokes

I bought a Dickensian fence for my garden, and had gate expectations.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gate Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me. I explained I’d paid at the gate. Chap going around stealing gates from homes around here. No one wants to… Continue reading Gate Jokes

Running Jokes

Saw a group of characters from Greek mythology in a running race. Dash of the Titans.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Running Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet. My broken tap keeps getting fitter and fitter. It won’t stop running. Turning my barn into a… Continue reading Running Jokes

Viking Jokes

Met a Viking Vampire once. Norseferatu.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Viking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier. It was sent by Norse Code. I’d tell you a Viking joke but there’s Norway you’d laugh. Heard about someone who was repeatedly reincarnated as… Continue reading Viking Jokes

Stuffing Jokes

Read in the newspaper that there is a new trend for stuffed wildebeest, but I think it might be fake gnus.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stuffing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I asked a teddy bear if he wanted pudding but he said he was stuffed. Why did the farmer stop stuffing goats into his trailer? There was no more ruminant. Saw a… Continue reading Stuffing Jokes

Courier Jokes

A courier friend of mine got kicked out of his band because he couldn't carry a tune.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Courier Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend wants to give up being a courier driver to go on stage as a comedian, but his delivery is awful. Had to fire my fruit courier. He was driving me… Continue reading Courier Jokes

Cheerleader Jokes

My dog thinks he's a cheerleader. He's a pompomeranian.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cheerleader Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought some seeds for a cheerleading herb. It’s called encourage mint. A cheerleader walks into a café and says “give me a tea!” I saw a cheerleader performing with some fruit. I… Continue reading Cheerleader Jokes

Motorbike Jokes

Which motorbike appeared in A Christmas Carol? Jacob Harley.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Motorbike Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… When on an adventure on a motorbike with roses painted on it. Thorn to be wild. What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side… Continue reading Motorbike Jokes

Mash Jokes

I was going to buy some fermented grain mash online, but it sounded like whiskey business.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What does The Hulk say when someone tries to steal his mashed potatoes? Hulk’s Mash! I wrote a song about the sausage I serve with mashed potatoes. It’s a banger. Someone asked… Continue reading Mash Jokes

Gown Jokes

I was going to wear a gown made of recycled adhesive pads but it was a bit tacky.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gown Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I found myself in Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique the other day. Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right… I often get cross trying to return my gowns to the… Continue reading Gown Jokes

Monastery Jokes

When someone leaves a monastery because they've been promoted, does someone say "You're Friared!"?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monastery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A monk quit his monastery to make doughnuts, and became a deep far friar. Turned down a job emptying laundry baskets at the local monastery as I didn’t want to pick up… Continue reading Monastery Jokes