Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Gown Jokes

I was going to wear a gown made of recycled adhesive pads but it was a bit tacky.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gown Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I found myself in Gerry Rafferty’s Ladies Boutique the other day. Gowns to the left of me, chokers to the right… I often get cross trying to return my gowns to the… Continue reading Gown Jokes

Monastery Jokes

When someone leaves a monastery because they've been promoted, does someone say "You're Friared!"?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monastery Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A monk quit his monastery to make doughnuts, and became a deep far friar. Turned down a job emptying laundry baskets at the local monastery as I didn’t want to pick up… Continue reading Monastery Jokes

Adventure Jokes

Thought I'd get tired on my mountain climbing adventure but turned out I was in peak condition.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Adventure Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Used to drive a race car shaped like a rose. You put the petal to the metal and it would take you on a blooming adventure. When on an adventure on a… Continue reading Adventure Jokes

Bogeyman Jokes

Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster? In Bogey Wonderland.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bogeyman Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman. Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster In Bogey Wonderland.… Continue reading Bogeyman Jokes

Ski Jokes

Thought I saw a skiing lizard, turned out to be a slalom-ander.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Ski Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s green and slides down mountains? A skiwi. Was going to go water skiing but I couldn’t find a lake steep enough to slide down. You can get a skis online for… Continue reading Ski Jokes

Fireplace Jokes

What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fireplace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney. Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate. What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.… Continue reading Fireplace Jokes

Well Jokes

“Why did you fall into that waterhole?” “I just didn’t see that well”.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Well Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the difference between a well dressed person on a tricycle and a scruffy person on a bicycle? Attire. “Why did you fall into that waterhole?”“I just didn’t see that well”. I… Continue reading Well Jokes

Midnight Jokes

If we weren't supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Midnight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the bike fall over at midnight? It was two tyred. If we weren’t supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights? It’s midnight. Or as they called it… Continue reading Midnight Jokes

Hulk Jokes

What’s The Hulk’s favourite station on the London Underground? Turnham Green.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of The Hulk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. Why is The Hulk’s wardrobe a mess? Because he has hangar management issues. What do you get if you cross Captain… Continue reading Hulk Jokes

Crocodile Jokes

Saw a group of crocodiles who play parody rock songs. They're a pun croc band.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Crocodile Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw someone driving with a crocodile reading a map in the passenger seat. I asked what was going on, he said “That’s my Navi Gator”. I think my pet crocodile is an… Continue reading Crocodile Jokes