As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics
Invitation Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Invitation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I call my mate The Exorcist. Every time I invite him round for Burns Supper, the spirits disappear. Managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull… Continue reading Invitation Jokes
Powder Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Powder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move. A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit. I cooled some powdered snow to absolute… Continue reading Powder Jokes
Puncture Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Puncture Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got a puncture, used to cost 50p to reinflate it, now it’s £1. The price of inflation. Someone keeps puncturing tyres on cars around here. Police are looking tyrelessly for him. Got… Continue reading Puncture Jokes
Still Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Still Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me. The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was… Continue reading Still Jokes
Doughnut Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doughnuts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing. Slipping into my new diet slowly. I’ve started by blowing the sugar off my doughnuts. I asked Yoda what… Continue reading Doughnut Jokes
Quantum Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quantum Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and a few might be a bit too science-y… Took my car to a quantum mechanic. He told me the wheels have no spin. Do quantum car mechanics have a minimum charge?… Continue reading Quantum Jokes
Change Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Change Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve moved the dustpan from the utility room to the cupboard and the vacuum cleaner to the basement. More sweeping changes to come. Fossils never change their plans, they’re always set in… Continue reading Change Jokes
Desert Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Desert Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws… If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.… Continue reading Desert Jokes
Horn Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Horn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a rhino made out of pastry, with a cream horn. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments… Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work. What… Continue reading Horn Jokes
Zero Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Zero Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Did you hear about the snowman who got cooled down to absolute zero? He’s 0K now. What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes. Love it when my partner quietly says “zero, null, ziltch,… Continue reading Zero Jokes