Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Pudding Jokes

Got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with puddings, trifles, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pudding Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do angry mice eat at Christmas? Cross Mouse Puddings… I read an academic paper about puddings. It was a dessertation. Of course, it’s not a real sponge pudding unless you’ve had… Continue reading Pudding Jokes

Connect Jokes

Why did the anarchist disconnect his electricity cable? He believed that all power corrupts.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Connect Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A loose connection in my robot dog does more damage than it actually attacking anyone. It’s spark is worse than its bite. Not to say that my wifi is rubbish but I… Continue reading Connect Jokes

Arrow Jokes

An archer friend has been helping design cars because he's good at arrow dynamics.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Arrow Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Which 80s band sang:a) The Look of Loveb) Poison arrowc) All of My Heart My local cabbie in London is known as Robin Hood. He only drives between Bow and Harrow. I… Continue reading Arrow Jokes

Token Jokes

Where is the best place to keep your entry token to a Star Trek event? On your lanyard Nimoy.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Token Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins. Just bought into a new crypto token based on drum and cymbal acoustics. It’s a sound investment. Got engaged to… Continue reading Token Jokes

Paddington Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Paddington Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Annoyed that I wasn’t able to get a tattoo of Paddington on one bicep and of Winnie the Pooh on the other. I’ve got the right to bear arms. Good to see… Continue reading Paddington Jokes

Fossil Jokes

I thought I'd find fossils in the rocks near me but I don't want to take it for granite.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fossil Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm. Friend of mine is really in to archaeology. She really digs fossils. I went to an archaeology… Continue reading Fossil Jokes

Fund Jokes

A fund manager I know gave his kids all their Christmas gifts today rather than waiting. He wanted them to understand present value.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fund Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I heard the famous Swedish band is going to get together to record a cover to raise funds for camelid creatures in the southern US. Sweet Home Abba Llama. I’m worried about… Continue reading Fund Jokes

Release Jokes

I saw there was a documentary series about 80s rap music released. Easy to get hold of parts A through D but you had to fight for your right to Part E.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Release Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If I owned Head and Shoulders shampoo, I’d release a body wash called Knees and Toes. I used to wonder what would happen if the larger creatures were released from the local… Continue reading Release Jokes

Earth Jokes

I have a friend who had a small part as someone from Earth in a Sci-Fi film. He was a Terrestrial Extra.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Earth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… They had to evacuate a local festival when a band did a cover of Boogie Wonderland. It set off the Earth, Wind & Fire alarm. A friend makes smoothies that make me… Continue reading Earth Jokes

Sequel Jokes

Saw a film called Tim Buck recently. Really good, hope there's going to be a sequel.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sequel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why are first novels afraid of sequels? They always come after them. Highlander has spawned a lot of sequels for a film with the tag line “There can be only one”. They… Continue reading Sequel Jokes