Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Boulder Jokes

Thought I found a boulder made of gold in Antigua, turned out to be Pyrites of the Caribbean.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Boulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to be afraid of rock climbing, now I feel a little boulder. Tyrannosauruses used to break up larger boulders with dino-mite. I used to wonder how Sisyphus would cope with… Continue reading Boulder Jokes

Bowl Jokes

"Holey Metal Bowl, Batman!" "It's called a colander, Robin"

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bowl Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a high pitched noise from the lemon in my fruit bowl. I think it was a pip squeak. If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls?… Continue reading Bowl Jokes

Business Plan Jokes

Couldn't get out of the bank after presenting by new business plan. Apparently I didn't have an exit strategy.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Business Plan Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Took my business plan to open a colander factory to the bank manager, but he said it was full of holes. My business plan for flying pastries didn’t work. I couldn’t… Continue reading Business Plan Jokes

Pattern Jokes

I get these visions of knitting designs in my head sometimes. I'm just sensing a pattern.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of pattern Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone locally keeps going around and stealing people’s knitting. Police think he is following a pattern Different sleep patterns: light sleep when you wake easily, heavy sleep when you sleep through noise,… Continue reading Pattern Jokes

Review Jokes

Saw a huge green superhero who only provides arguments from peer reviewed science journals. The credible hulk.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of review Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… or any guarantee of a five star review. I used to wonder why aliens were not visiting our solar system, then I realised they probably looked up our reviews and saw that… Continue reading Review Jokes

Bleach Jokes

What does Dolly Parton use instead of bleach in her pool? Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine chlorine.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bleach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ll tell you an industry that’s going down the toilet: Bleach. Don’t combine bleach with vinegar, it’s an oxidant waiting to happen. A group of cleaners I know have started a surf… Continue reading Bleach Jokes

Chest Jokes

What says "chest, chest, chest, chest?" A Tyrannosaurus signing "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Chest Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of my plan to conker the nation. A friend has covered his head and chest in tattoos of… Continue reading Chest Jokes

Court Jokes

Lost a court case when the judge called me egotistical. I'm appealing.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Court Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Rumour has it that all the judges aspire to go to play basketball on top of the local skyscraper. It’s the highest court in the country. Two teams of engineers were arguing… Continue reading Court Jokes

Chef Jokes

The great chef who cooked for Pharaohs was Gordon Rameses II.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of XXXXX Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine puts blood, sweat and tears into everything he does. Great guy, awful chef. I asked a friend who is a chef if he ever served almost raw steak. He… Continue reading Chef Jokes

Stomach Jokes

Told my doctor that I suck my stomach in when I weigh myself. He said that wouldn't help, but it's the only way I can read the scales.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stomach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I ate a caterpillar once and ended up with butterflies in my stomach. I was going to make a haggis, but I didn’t have the stomach for it… Friend of mine got… Continue reading Stomach Jokes