As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics
Licence Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Licence Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Found out recently that James Bond is a big fan of pottery. He’s even got a licence to kiln. Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car? I used… Continue reading Licence Jokes
Graffiti Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Graffiti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend lost his job as a graffiti artist. To be fair, the writing has been on the wall for some time. Bought some graffiti proof paint. It’s unremarkable. I know a… Continue reading Graffiti Jokes
Lipstick Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lipstick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me. A duck walks into a make up store and says “Give me a lipstick,… Continue reading Lipstick Jokes
Trailer Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of trailer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a trailer filled with musicians with someone trying to fill up a car on it. I think they were trying to pump on the bandwagon. I haven’t seen that new film… Continue reading Trailer Jokes
Seagull Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seagull Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the seagull cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off. Which side of a seagull has most feathers? The outside. Heard about a seagull who stole a sausage. It… Continue reading Seagull Jokes
Trifle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trifle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… In the local police station and saw an officer with three stripes eating a trifle. He was the custardy sergeant. Drove to work yesterday, almost no one else out. I saw a… Continue reading Trifle Jokes
Minecraft Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Minecraft Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Weird thing about food in Minecraft is that it all tastes very gamey. How do Minecraft players stay fit? They run around the block. Why don’t Ender Dragons like reading books? They… Continue reading Minecraft Jokes
Pump Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pump Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I remember when air pumps for car tyres used to be free, now they cost £1. The rising cost of inflation. I left my job running an air pump. Couldn’t handle the… Continue reading Pump Jokes
Caterpillar Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Caterpillar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank. The caterpillar missed his opportunity to play in the football match because he was… Continue reading Caterpillar Jokes
Coat Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coat Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My local decorator has a tiny wardrobe. He only needs one coat. Once went to a Prime Minister themed fancy dress party as Winston Churchill, complete with suit, coat and hat. Didn’t… Continue reading Coat Jokes