Swimming Jokes

Hippos can run and swim faster than humans, which means cycling is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Swimming Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam.   The key thing that stopped me being a water polo champion was that my horse couldn’t swim.  … Continue reading Swimming Jokes