This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Swimming Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A fish swims into a brick wall. Dam.
The key thing that stopped me being a water polo champion was that my horse couldn’t swim.
Hippos can run and swim faster than humans, which means cycling is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
Had to swim away from a shark the other day in my swimming trunks. No idea how he got into them.
If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.
Somme asked me for a donation to build a new local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
What direction do chickens swim in a pool? Cluck wise.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A JCB.
I read a book called The Swimming Pool. It started out rather shallow but had a very deep end.
Why didn’t the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
If you like these swimming jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.