This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Pyramid Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. There’s a sign on it saying Toot and Come In.
Terrible to see erosion to take the top off some pyramids. After all the effort in building them, it makes them pointless.
Some people say that how the pyramids were built is a mystery. I don’t think so, seems obvious that they started at the bottom and worked their way up.
Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It’s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.
I almost invested in a company providing tourist services in Egypt until I realised it was a pyramid selling scheme.
On a trip to the pyramids, I once fell over and hurt my back. Had to visit a Cairo Practor.
It’s hard to read hieroglyphs in pyramids as they are encrypted.
Being in a pyramid is like being on the internet. It’s full of people worshiping cats, writing on walls and using odd symbols.
A friend finds those who build pyramids irresistible. Probably all the phaorah-mones.
Someone asked me if pyramids are just 3D triangles. I said sort of, but only up to a point.
If you like these pyramid jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.