This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Cone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. He asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one”.
Saw someone riding through the roadworks taking all the road signs away. Think it was the cone ranger.
I saw a tree that had cones with bacon growing from it the other day. Turned out to be a porkypine.
Friend of mine told me that cones are the future. Not convinced, but they do have a point.
Got a new app to download ice cream. It’s for my iCone.
Heard a microchip making all sorts of awful puns. Turns out it was made of silly cone.
Ice cream van had an accident near me. The area is coned off.
Saw a journalist searching through my ice cream cones. He was looking for the scoop.
Friend of mine got sacked from his job at the ice cream shop. He was cone idle.
Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He’s a cone shark.
If you like these cone jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.