This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Highlight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I saw a chimney with a bulb on top of it earlier. It’s my highlight of the day.
I needed a highlighter, so I went to the local shop and asked if they keep stationery. She said “No, I move about a bit”.
The Highlighter Paradox: No matter how fast it moves it will still be stationery.
I like watching football matches when I’m at the hairdressers The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.
The highlight of my trip to the zoo was seeing an antelope I had never seen an insect get married before.
Highlighter pens are the future. Mark my words.
I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colours. It’s the highlight of my day.
Someone broke into a local shop and stole some folders, A4 files, and highlighters. Police are looking for organised criminals.
The Hightlighter football team recently played the Marker team. It ended in a draw.
I was studying for my DNA exam, and I highlighted the answers with a genetic marker.
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