This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards.
I spilt a jar of Vanish on my sat nav. Now I can’t find Staines anywhere.
I went into the barber’s shop the other day, and spotted that he had stains on his hands. He said, “I can’t help it. I haven’t had anyone in for a shampoo yet today’.
Got some ideas for new stained glass windows sitting in the church bell tower. I was inspired.
My stainless steel cutlery has rusted. How ironic.
My cooker was so greasy that I managed to draw a picture in it. It’s carved in stain.
I saw an oil stain that went back more than two thousand years. It was from Ancient Grease.
Normally removing all the stains is a good thing as a cleaner unless you specialise in church windows.
Dentist looked at the stains on my teeth and asked if I smoke or drink coffee. I said I just drink it.
I saw a knight wearing greasy armour that meant weapons just slipped off it. It was stain mail.
If you like these stain jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.