This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Kiss Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I never kiss anyone on 1st January. It’s the first date.
Went into a pub and asked if they did hot chocolate. The barman said “I’ll give it a go. It started with a kiss….”
Where do frogs kiss at Christmas? Under the mistletoad.
Apparently flowers kiss with their tulips.
What noise do porcupines make when they kiss? “ouch”.
I tried to kiss a bird once and ended up with a peck on the cheek.
Who is Mistletoe’s favourite rock band? Kiss.
Worst thing about being kissed by a vampire is that they turn out to be a pain in the neck.
I used to wonder what shape a kiss is. Then I realised it’s a-lip-tickle.
Best way to kiss someone at the end of the world is on the apocalypse.
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