This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hippo Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
If you say you say you’re a fan of pachyderms but only like rhinos, elephants, pigs and tapirs, then you’re being hippo critical.
Hippos can run and swim faster than humans, which means cycling is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
Found out the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Saw an amazing pachyderm the other day. It was a hippo-awesome-mus.
Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
I used to wonder what would happen if the larger creatures escaped from the local zoo then I realised it was a hippothetical quesiton.
Someone told me that his hippo was trained to use a toilet, but I think it’s just a hippo potty myth.
I like the elephant school, I enjoy the rhino college, but my favourite is the hippo campus.
There’s a new cosmetic procedure that includes large mammals drawing fats out of bodies. Apparently the next trend is hipposuction.
A group of large animals in a river near me have decided to set up their own government. They’re now a Hippotonomous collective.
If you like these hippo jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.