Stain Jokes

I saw a knight wearing greasy armour that meant weapons just slipped off it. It was stain mail.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Worst thing about salsa dancing is getting the tomato stains out afterwards. I spilt a jar of Vanish on my sat nav. Now I can’t find Staines anywhere. I went into the… Continue reading Stain Jokes