Wedding Jokes

Of course, they're not called tears at a wedding. It's eye dew.
Of course, they're not called tears at a wedding. It's eye dew.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wedding Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

I went to a wedding that was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers…

Went to a low bandwidth wedding recently. Awful reception.

My microwave & freezer got married in a kitchen wedding. Who gave the speech? The toaster.

“Doctor, Doctor, please help! I’m getting married soon and I can’t get over my fear of wedding vows… do you know of a cure?”
“I can’t say I do”
“Not you as well!”

I saw an antelope the other day. First insect wedding that I’ve attended.

Got sent wedding photos by email but I couldn’t open them. I always have problems with emotional attachments.

Ran out of battery when filming my friend’s speech at his wedding. Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

Photographer at a wedding was knocked out yesterday when he was hit by a huge block of cheddar that fell from the kitchens. Everyone did try to warn him….

Little known fact, Einstein invited Time to his wedding. After all, time is relative.

Was going to run away and get married to a melon, but I couldn’t. It was a canteloupe.

Of course, they’re not called tears at a wedding. It’s eye dew.

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