This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Label Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I opened a new box of animal crackers the other day. It said on the label “don’t eat if seal is broken”. I checked the shapes, and it was.
Delighted to finish my jigsaw in only three weeks when the label on it says 12-24 months.
A friend spent ages staring at some juice because the label said “concentrate”.
The word “fragile” gets thrown around a lot recently. Particularly when written on a label and attached to a checked in bag.
I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of oxo cubes. It’s become a laughing stock.
Bought some cheese, the label said “store in a cool place”. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.
The label on one of my jars of herbs says “goes well with beef, pork and duck”. That’s sage advice.
A friend of mine taught me to label graphs. Legend.
Argued with someone in a shop who was using their label gun. Now I’ve got a price on my head.
Changed all the labels on our spice rack. No one has worked it out yet but the thyme is cumin.
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