This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Glove Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My oven gloves make me immune to the hot temperatures. At least to a certain degree.
I’ve got an odd sock. It’s like a glove and has room for seven toes.
I got a new carpet today. He’s called Henry, he’s a spider, and he lives in the glove compartment.
Unpacking my bag after a flight, and I have a suitcase full of gloves. Apparently I bought a hand luggage only fare.
Think my friend’s new girlfriend is a keeper. She’s got a pair of goalie gloves.
Managed to sell my collection of antique glove puppets. A collector offered me a load of money to take them off my hands.
Good to see Paddington wears gloves when making marmalade sandwiches and doesn’t touch it with his bear hands.
Was in a production of Cats, I wondered where to put my gloves, then I realised they fit on my…. dramatic paws.
A few people were mean to me about chosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers.
Looking for ways to keep my hands warm in fingerless gloves. Any tips?
If you like these glove jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.