This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Duvet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend was in a group called Blankets and Duvets. They were a covers band.
My friend told me that I’m obsessed with blankets and duvets. Apparently I’m just too wrapped up in them.
I was having a snooze the other day and someone grabbed the duvet off me. Don’t worry, I recovered.
Sometimes when I work from home, I stay wrapped up in a duvet all day. I like to describe it as working undercover.
A friend of mine told me duvets are better than quilts. I told them not to make blanket statements.
Asked what variety of duvet I should buy, shop assistant said “get down”, so I dived on the floor.
I accused someone of being like a duvet, but it turned out they were not quilty.
Went into my bedroom the other day and saw that the curtains were drawn, but the bed and the duvet were real.
I was planning to stick the bottom of my legs out from under the duvet but I got cold feet.
Didn’t want anyone to see me playing with my train set so I threw my duvet over it. Think I managed to cover my tracks.
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