This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monopoly Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Went to a Board Game themed Fancy Dress competition, but knew I wasn’t going to win with my incomplete Monopoly themed outfit. I had no chance. Or Community Chest.
I went game fishing today. Came back with two ludo sets, a Monopoly, a Cluedo and a Scrabble set.
If I had a pound for every time someone complained about my Monopoly addiction, I could put a hotel on every property.
Heard about someone who was asked to contribute to the original Monopoly board. He said he would give it a go.
I was going to invest in a company that makes games based on Monopoly, then I realised there’s no real money in it.
I was playing Bonopoly earlier. It’s like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.
Always find it interesting that only one company makes Monopoly.
Tried eating a Monopoly board once. It was a bit gamey.
Was wondering how to clean my Monopoly board then I realised Waterworks.
As a kid I disliked playing Monopoly and Cluedo with my family so much I thought they were called bored games.
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