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Monopoly Jokes

I was playing Bonopoly earlier. It's like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.
I was playing Bonopoly earlier. It's like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monopoly Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Went to a Board Game themed Fancy Dress competition, but knew I wasn’t going to win with my incomplete Monopoly themed outfit. I had no chance. Or Community Chest.

I went game fishing today. Came back with two ludo sets, a Monopoly, a Cluedo and a Scrabble set.

If I had a pound for every time someone complained about my Monopoly additcion, I could put a hotel on every property.

Heard about someone who was asked to contribute to the original Monopoly board. He said he would give it a go.

I was going to invest in a company that makes games based on Monopoly, then I realised there’s no real money in it.

I was playing Bonopoly earlier. It’s like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.

Always find it interesting that only one company makes Monopoly.

Tried eating a Monopoly board once. It was a bit gamey.

Was wondering how to clean my Monopoly board then I realised Waterworks.

As a kid I disliked playing Monopoly and Cluedo with my family so much I thought they were called bored games.

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