This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Animal Vehicle Jokes, a request that’s come our way for a series of puns that involve animals and vehicles. Niche, we know. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “how do you drive this thing?”
What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.
How do you know penguins are good at racing sports cars? They are often in pole position.
How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and across the Severn bridge.
What takes a poorly pig to hospital? A hambulence.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.
How would you work out how heavy a whale is? You would take it to a whale weigh station….
Local squirrel has built a sports car out of hazelnuts. It’s a Ferrari Rocher.
What’s got stripes and flies at 28000 feet? A bee on a plane.
Mickey Mouse’s helicopter is no use in Scotland. Disneyland.
A friend of mine took his dog on a U-boat. It’s a sub-woofer.
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