Animal Vehicle Jokes

Mickey Mouse's helicopter is no use in Scotland. Disneyland.
Mickey Mouse's helicopter is no use in Scotland. Disneyland.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Animal Vehicle Jokes, a request that’s come our way for a series of puns that involve animals and vehicles. Niche, we know. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “how do you drive this thing?”

What has three wheels and goes at speed along the river bed? A motorbike and side carp.

How do you know penguins are good at racing sports cars? They are often in pole position.

How do you get two whales in a mini? Down the M4 and across the Severn bridge.

What takes a poorly pig to hospital? A hambulence.

I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.

How would you work out how heavy a whale is? You would take it to a whale weigh station….

Local squirrel has built a sports car out of hazelnuts. It’s a Ferrari Rocher.

What’s got stripes and flies at 28000 feet? A bee on a plane.

Mickey Mouse’s helicopter is no use in Scotland. Disneyland.

A friend of mine took his dog on a U-boat. It’s a sub-woofer.

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