This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tattoo Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Wish I’d never got a tattoo of a bonfire on my wrist. Loads of places won’t allow me in with fire arms.
My parents disowned me for getting a tattoo of a bar code. I hope I can redeem myself.
Reading a book about a short ballerina. The girl with the dragging tutu.
A bald friend had some rabbits tattooed on his head. They look like hares from a distance.
Friend of mine was feeling down, so I let them add some colour to my tattoos. They just wanted a shoulder to crayon.
Annoyed that I wasn’t able to get a tattoo of Paddington on one bicep and of Winnie the Pooh on the other. I’ve got the right to bear arms.
A friend has covered his body in tattoos of Star Wars characters. You should see the Luke on his face.
People always seem surprised when I tell them I got my intricate tattoos in Barcelona. No one expects the Spanish ink precision.
I’m quite fair skinned. I’ve got tattoos of a merry-go-round, dodgems and a ferris wheel.
Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman.
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