This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Luck Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My Lucky Dip was full of bits of clay. Turned out I’d entered the National Pottery.
Worried I couldn’t restore lost files from my laptop, but luckily I had a back up plan.
What a lucky week. First I win the lottery, and then some relatives I’d lost contact with got in touch.
Not to say I’m unlucky, but the only thing I’ve ever won is a comb the day after I shaved my hair off.
I have been trying to think of another relevant joke but have had no luck sofa.
I often say to myself, “what good luck that the cloning maching works”.
Why don’t you iron horseshoes? You don’t want to press your luck.
A friend of mine is so unlucky that the last banana he bought was empty.
Heard about someone who solves crimes by accident. Sheer Luck Holmes.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
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