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Hedgehog Jokes

What do Sonic the Hedgehog, Alexander the Great and Edward the Confessor have in common? Same middle name.
What do Sonic the Hedgehog, Alexander the Great and Edward the Confessor have in common? Same middle name.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hedgehog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Saw a squirrel having a boxing match with a hedgehog in my garden. The hedgehog won on points.

Was driving home the other evening, and my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a hedgehog.

What do hedgehogs have for lunch? Prickled onions.

Enjoying the new Shakespeare computer game. Sonnet the Hedgehog.

Saw some bacon in a shrubbery, was worried it was a hambush but turned out just to be a hedgehog.

Saw an owl drop a letter off in a local bush. Turns out it was from Hedgehogwarts.

Someone invented a razor for hedgehogs, but it ended up being pointless.

What do Sonic the Hedgehog, Alexander the Great and Edward the Confessor have in common? Same middle name.

I don’t consider it to be falling into a bush, I think of it as a hedgehug.

A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have the quill power.

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