This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hedgehog Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Saw a squirrel having a boxing match with a hedgehog in my garden. The hedgehog won on points.
Was driving home the other evening, and my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a hedgehog.
What do hedgehogs have for lunch? Prickled onions.
Enjoying the new Shakespeare computer game. Sonnet the Hedgehog.
Saw some bacon in a shrubbery, was worried it was a hambush but turned out just to be a hedgehog.
Saw an owl drop a letter off in a local bush. Turns out it was from Hedgehogwarts.
Someone invented a razor for hedgehogs, but it ended up being pointless.
What do Sonic the Hedgehog, Alexander the Great and Edward the Confessor have in common? Same middle name.
I don’t consider it to be falling into a bush, I think of it as a hedgehug.
A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have the quill power.
If you like these hedgehog jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.