This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tile Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Went to the DIY shop the other week and asked in which section I could find hammers, bricks and tiles. The chap said they were under Construction. I asked when they would be finished…
Started a new job as a roofer but spilt my coffee all over the tiles. The boss says it’s ok, I can wipe the slate clean.
Was going to use pictures of apples, peaches and oranges as flooring in the kitchen, then I realised it was fruit-tile.
Somebody scratched all of the little numbers of my Scrabble tiles. I’ve stopped playing it now, it’s pointless.
Played chess on the roof the other day. I like a knight on the tiles.
Great new floor in my bathroom but you have to make sure you set them in just one direction. I got them from Harry’s tiles.
Got some free roof tiles the other day. They were on the house.
Got some flooring that can be used in kitchens, bathrooms, and even on walls. They are versa tiles.
Local theatre director has lined the stage with Scrabble tiles so he can have a play on words.
Congratulations to my friend who won a local Scrabble tournament. He’s celebrating with a night on the tiles.
If you like these tile jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.