This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sleigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What do young reindeer want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station.
What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.
How do the airforce record Santa and his sleigh if they see him? As a U F Ho Ho Ho
How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.
I saw Santa putting his sleigh into reverse. I think he was trying to back up to the cloud.
One of Santa’s reindeer ran over his foot with the sleigh. It was very rudolph him.
I hear Santa has changed from his sleigh to a motorbike. It’s a Holly Davidson.
I was worried about my fitness level, so I took up the bobsleigh and went downhill quickly after that.
You can get a sleigh online for £200, or £100 if you are willing toboggan.
Santa’s sleigh is very impressive. It’s elf-made.
If you like these Sleigh jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.