Sleigh Jokes

You can get a sleigh online for £200, or £100 if you are willing toboggan.
You can get a sleigh online for £200, or £100 if you are willing toboggan.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sleigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

What do young reindeer want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station.

What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.

How do the airforce record Santa and his sleigh if they see him? As a U F Ho Ho Ho

How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing, it’s on the house.

I saw Santa putting his sleigh into reverse. I think he was trying to back up to the cloud.

One of Santa’s reindeer ran over his foot with the sleigh. It was very rudolph him.

I hear Santa has changed from his sleigh to a motorbike. It’s a Holly Davidson.

I was worried about my fitness level, so I took up the bobsleigh and went downhill quickly after that.

You can get a sleigh online for £200, or £100 if you are willing toboggan.

Santa’s sleigh is very impressive. It’s elf-made.

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