This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Surface Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens. It was counterproductive.
Went to my allotment recently and someone has added loads of mud on the surface. The plot thickens…
I’m never sure of the difference between concrete and paving slabs. On the surface, it’s a grey area.
Read a book about the relatively low gravity on the surface of Mars. Couldn’t put it down.
Played football last night on a pitch surfaced with rubble and broken bricks. We won 3-1 on aggregate.
I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a jewel carriageway.
A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces but he was arrested for counter fitting.
Started taking engraving lessons. There’s still so much to learn, we’ve only just scratched the surface.
What sort of flowers grow on the surface of the sun? Ultra-violets.
Heard about a performer who walks on water whilst singing opera songs. It’s all about the surface aria.
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