This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Morse Code Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
What’s the longest morse code message? The 100 yard dash.
Ok, got to go off and grow some hair on my upper lip. Must dash.
When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.
Got sent an apologies made up of dots and dashes. I think it was in remorse code.
Saw an ancient secret Viking message earlier. It was sent by Norse Code.
Somebody asked me what represents S in morse code. I said…
Disappointed playing join the dots on my dalmatian. Turns out it’s a dog.
Mules, zebras and the like are able to communicate through an intricate series of short and long stamps with their hooves. Horse code.
Found a great morse code website. Dot dash dot dot com.
I never understood tap dancing until I took classes in morse code.
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