This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sugar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. Chap behind the counter says “milk & sugar?”
A lorry load of strawberries has crashed into a lorry load of sugar. Police say it will take some time to clean up the jam it has made.
I was told I didn’t know how to use condiments. I took that with a pinch of sugar.
Doctor told me my sugar was too high, so I moved it to a lower shelf.
I can use either hand to put sugar in my tea. I’m ambidextrose.
I googled what to make with sugar, butter, eggs and flour. The first link I clicked on asked if I accepted cookies.
A friend just gave me a bag of sugar as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.
You have to put just the right amount of sugar in the mix to make a Danish pastry, otherwise it would be sweetish.
Slipping into my new diet slowly. I’ve started by blowing the sugar off my doughnuts.
There’s a particular type of great ape who only eats eggs and sugar. The meringue-utan.
If you like these sugar jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.