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Sugar Jokes

I can use either hand to put sugar in my tea. I'm ambidextrose.
I can use either hand to put sugar in my tea. I'm ambidextrose.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sugar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie please”. Chap behind the counter says “milk & sugar?”

A lorry load of strawberries has crashed into a lorry load of sugar. Police say it will take some time to clean up the jam it has made.

I was told I didn’t know how to use condiments. I took that with a pinch of sugar.

Doctor told me my sugar was too high, so I moved it to a lower shelf.

I can use either hand to put sugar in my tea. I’m ambidextrose.

I googled what to make with sugar, butter, eggs and flour. The first link I clicked on asked if I accepted cookies.

A friend just gave me a bag of sugar as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.

You have to put just the right amount of sugar in the mix to make a Danish pastry, otherwise it would be sweetish.

Slipping into my new diet slowly. I’ve started by blowing the sugar off my doughnuts.

There’s a particular type of great ape who only eats eggs and sugar. The meringue-utan.

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