This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Strike Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Local amateur poultry team had their new star striker chicken banned. Apparently he was a professional fowl.
“Three strikes and you’re out!” My bowling team doesn’t like show offs.
Greek mythological team had a striker who was half man, half horse. He was their centaur forward.
Local janitors have gone out on strike. They are demanding sweeping reforms.
Cinderella wasn’t great as a striker. Kept running away from the ball.
Apparently now a herd of elephants have gone on strike. They are fed up working for peanuts.
A friend of mine is like lightening when hammering nails into his fence. He never strikes the same place twice.
Local dodgems supervisors are on strike because they think one of them suffered Funfair Dismissal.
Heard a rumour that the local dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves…
Staff at the local laundrette have walked out half way through pressing my clothes. Apparently they believe in striking whilst the iron is hot.
If you like these strike jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.