This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Scooby Doo Jokes, and come as a request. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
“Quiz time: name one of the biggest animals you might see on safari”.
“Rhino!”
“I know you do, Scooby, but give someone else a go this time”.
Scooby joined the navy and became a sub-woofer.
Scooby might be able to talk and solve mysteries, but my dog does magic. He’s a labracadabrador.
Got concerned when I saw Mystery Inc putting aluminum on my allotment. I think they were trying to foil my plot.
What does Velma put in her pen? Mystery ink.
- Scooby
- Yabba Dabba
- My 2 Doo list.
I saw a Great Dane with diving kit. I think it was a Scooby diver.
I have a Great Dane but he doesn’t solve mysteries. He’s called Scooby Don’t.
Scooby Doo entered a pet show but was beaten to gold, silver and bronze by a group of young goats. He would have won if it wasn’t for the medalling kids.
I used to wonder what sort of hairstyle Shaggy had. Apparently it’s a Scooby do.
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