This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sky Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Disappointed that the bank turned down a mortgage on a building for my Desserts by Drone business. They said it was just pie in the sky.
I haven’t done sky diving yet, but I have zoomed into Google Maps really quickly a few times.
Was out camping, lying on the ground, looking at the sky, thinking “who stole my tent?”
Friend of mine is a nervous sky diver. Hugo First.
Met a really attractive sky diving instructor. I fell for them.
When do creatures that look a bit like monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
My childhood dream was to be an astronaut, but my careers teacher told me that the sky was the limit.
“Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”. John Lennon lost at Cluedo every time.
Decided to toughen up and quit my job as an astronomer. No more Mr Night Sky.
I met someone who says he thinks he’s the brightest star in the sky. I said, “are you Sirius?”
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