This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seed Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
That’s the last time I send my mate to get me some pollyfila. He’s come back with some parrot seed.
I bought some bird seed months ago, but still haven’t managed to grow any birds.
I planted some worry seeds earlier. They’re a growing concern.
I’m starting a new business that drops seeds on fallow fields. It’s a re-seeding airline.
The reason I haven’t started growing my own food is I haven’t found bacon seeds yet.
I wondered what type of seed you needed to grow a glowing flower, then I realised it’s a light bulb.
Of course, you can’t grow seeds if you haven’t botany.
Bought some seeds for a cheerleading herb. It’s called encourage mint.
A local scientist planted a seed in a petri dish, with salts and solutions. It soon grew into a huge plant, it’s a chemist tree.
My pet chickens don’t seem to be able to eat the new seed I got them even though it looks perfect. It was described as impeccable.
If you like these seed jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.