This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cymbal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The conductor told the drums, xylophones, cymbals, bells and gongs to play their section twice. There will be re-percussions.
I keep hearing xylophones, cymbals and other percussion instruments in my loft. It’s very drum attic.
Tried to change my password to Hi-Hat but apparently I can’t use symbols…
Someone keeps drawing pictures of drum kits with a little metal hat near me. I think it’s some sort of symbol…
Got some cymbals for my one man band act, but now my trousers clash.
It’s not that hard to get a job as a percussionist, you just have to answer the cymbal questions.
Bought my girlfriend a new part for her drum kit to show how much she means to me. It’s a cymbal of my love.
A drummer I know has had a tattoo of some of his kit. It’s very cymbalic.
Just bought into a new cryptocurrency based on drum and cymbal acoustics. It’s a sound investment.
Pleased to see a local cymbal being described as the best across the continent, in the European Gong Contest.
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