This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Museum Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and some are maybe best placed in a museum.
The local television controller museum has had almost no visitors. People are not remotely interested.
Local museum has a new dinosaur exhibit. Don’t know if it will be popular. Remains to be seen.
Went to the Museum of Helium. I can’t speak highly enough about it.
An Origami Museum opened near me but sadly it folded.
Really strict security at the MC Hammer museum. You can’t touch anything.
Went to the postcard museum the other week. Nothing to write home about.
Got a job moving suits of armour in the local museum after it closed each evening. It was all night shifts.
Some thieves got caught trying to take some works of art from the local museum. Turns out they didn’t have the Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Went to the Museum of Miniature Wind Turbines recently. Not a big fan.
Saw a model of a young Darth Vader at the local wax museum. It was Mannequin Skywalker.
As soon as you take milk into a museum, in turns into yoghurt because of all the culture..
Went to the Air & Space Museum. Turns out it was just an empty building.
Went to the new Paris Disco museum, Le Grouvre.
Someone was trying to steel head sculptures from the local museum but he was busted.
So sad to hear that the local Scrabble Museum was burgled. The team there are lost for words.
Never know what’s going on at museums, there are a lot of skeletons in a lot of closets.
So embarrassed about accidentally locking myself in a cabinet at the museum. I made a real exhibition of myself.
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