Worm Jokes

The fact that we call them "Earth worms" implies that there's another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…
The fact that we call them "Earth worms" implies that there's another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Worm Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Found some wormholes in my really old cabinet. Looked into it and it took me to a different galaxy.

A friend of mine lost his job at a fishing supplies company. He opened a whole can of worms.

Watched two silk worms having a race. Ended in a tie.

Why did archaeopteryx catch the worm? It was an early bird.

I saw two worms who were very much in love. They were soil mates.

Why did the worms have to leave their apple when they boarded Noah’s Ark? They were told to go in pears.

I’m not a fan of creatures like worms and snakes that have no feet. I’m lack toes intolerant.

I went on an all inclusive fishing trip and the worm fell off my hook. Do you think I can get a rebait?

The fact that we call them “Earth worms” implies that there’s another planet inhabited by a different type of worm…

Went to a club where the DJ was a worm. Sounds odd I know but he played some great underground stuff.

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